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Dear Lola,

Lo-lo-lo-lola, I need some solid, straight-forward advice. I just broke up with my one and only boyfriend of 7 years. As you can imagine, after being in a monogamous relationship for awhile, I am ready to experience the “benefits” of being single. Mainly Lola, I just want to sleep with a bunch of guys and have fun! Unfortunately, there seems to be a kink in the wheel because I am uncut and all the men I’ve approached or who’ve approached me weren't into my foreskin. My ex didn’t mind at all and I really believe our sex life was better because of it. Euro boys are running all over the place with their foreskin and having a great time. I just don’t understand why guys in the US are so closed-minded. If I had a European accent, would it be different?

Answer:

Well Honey, of course you want to sleep with a bunch of guys!!
A seven year relationship with your one and only boyfriend? Well, that is quite the achievement! I am so sorry for your loss. From the tone of your question, it seems that you're well over that "hump" so onto the next and the next and the next.....
Now confidence seems to be the big issue here--and by that i mean yours! Unless you have the foreskin of an elephant, I really can't see the problem here. You may have simply been unlucky enough to have run into a few guys who clearly have (now i"ll use the medical term here) FORESKINOPHOBIA. Yes that's right, foreskinophobia! I've gotten caught up in it a few times!! (ahem) But this bias is really not so commonplace as you think! Trust me!! Remember, you are new to the dating game. You're probably feeling vulnerable and perhaps a little insecure? It can be tough out there (this seasoned old owl has the scars to prove it)! Many guys say a lot of ridiculous or hurtful things to merely mask their own lack of confidence. So walk tall my love and stand proud!
Baby, listen to Lola here. Your foreskin is beautiful. It is a wonderful and special part of your cock. Be proud of your foreskin. There are so many benefits of that amazingly expanding hoodie! How about being more confident in yourself here, and showing these guys the vast array of foreskin games you can play, either with them or solo. My personal favorite is "Hide the quarters!"
Many cut guys are furious at their parents for having removed their "balloons end tied in a knot". I mean it's so unfair to make that decision for a child without their consent. I mean let's face it, circumcision, well it's a rip off! its a raw deal! With this in mind maybe one or more of the guys you met were actually secretly jealous of your foreskin? But darling, don't worry about their issues and don't get tied up in it (ooh, theres another game).
Now poppet, I'm gonna let you into a little personal secret here, one I've only shared to a few (ahem) of my closest gentlemen friends... Lola herself is uncut and bloody proud of it! Why I'd rather lose an eye than my dashing Cavaliers hat.
I honestly believe love, that the more you are out and about on the dating scene, you'll find that it really isn't such an issue to most guys!!
And to help you on your way honey, heres a few Foreskin Facts!
-70% of males globally are uncut! The US is one of only a few countries where cut is the norm.
-Uncut guys have enhanced pleasure due to the 10,000 nerve endings in the foreskin. It's not just a bit of skin like your ear lobe, you know!
-Removal of the foreskin de-sensitises the corona, further reducing pleasure in a cut penis.
And finally, just a little tease here, I'm gonna turn the issue around on you. If your skin is causing you so much angst, why don't you get it lopped off???? No? I didn't think so.
What do you think readers? Cut, uncut or couldnt give a f#%k? Go to the blog and give me your two pence cents. Just look for the banana.
I'd like to hear from yer, 'cause ya know....
Lola Love's Ya


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Dear Lola,

Dear Lola, I've just returned from a bad vacation with my boyfriend and his family. We've been dating for almost two years now and up until this vacation his family had been so welcoming and supportive to me.  That is until Christmas day when my boyfriend casually mentioned that I was positive and he was negative.  His parents (well especially his Mom) said in no unclear terms that they thought it was disgraceful of me to be with their son and "put his life in danger." They went on to say that if I really loved him I would let him go so that he could date a negative guy.  They also told my boyfriend privately that I would not be welcome at any future family events. The result of all this is that we left the family home early and my boyfriend refuses to talk to his family until they apologize to me.  Lola, while I'm so grateful of my boyfriends loyalty to me, I also see how sad and upset he is by all this (he is very close to his mom) and I dont want to be the reason he never speaks to his family again. I am so upset, what should I do?

Answer: Oh my little pumpkin, my heart goes out to you, it really does. FAMILIES ....


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Dear Lola,

Dear Lola, My boyfriend has HIV and is not on drugs yet. We always use condoms but last night I was rubbing my erect cock against his asshole with no condom and stuck the tip in, but then realized what I was doing and took it out. The punchline is that earlier that day I got my latest results back, saying I was negative. What are the chances that I now have HIV from what we did last night?

Answer: Ah, my little worrybug, I do understand your confusion in this issue, both ....


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Dear Lola,

Dearest Lola- I tested HIV positive in June. I had always been pretty safe when it came to anal sex but never really practiced safe sex orally. Now, I hate to classify myself as a total whore, but if if looks like a duck and walks like a duck well... you get the picture. I have been with countless guys. I would have to say somewhere around 700 (I know, Im the worst). And I stayed negative until very recently. In other words, of those 700 men that I had unprotected oral sex with, plenty of which Im sure were positive and either didnt know or didnt tell me, I never became infected. I got infected by having unprotected receptive anal sex, this I know because the day after that "incident", which was very much a mistake, I went to get tested and I came back negative. Three months later I went to get tested again and I came back positive. So Im 99% sure I know who gave it to me. My question to you is, how risky is unprotected oral sex really? Of the roughly 700 men I practiced this with I never became infected. Am I putting my partners at risk my getting a BJ? Also- I have read plenty of articles about re-infection. Some say it is a myth, that it doesnt really happen. Some say the opposite. I met someone who is positive and he wants to have unprotected sex with me. I really want to but not sure about the health risks. Can you please put these issues into perspective for me? Sincerely, Positively Confused

Answer: Dear positively confused, Ah, my poor little knob-gobbler. "Confused" yo ....

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