(We Find David mid-trip in Las Vegas, doing his darndest to get away from his family and some kind of wedding... you can read part one here)

The next day I needed some fresh air and left my family to play cards and go to the hotel spa. I know I know, I’m writing an article about relaxing in Vegas and I haven't mentioned spas. Rest assured almost every hotel has a spa and I fully think you should spa-out. Did you really need me to tell you that? ALSO, it’d be cheating. I want to find relaxing things in Vegas that are VEGAS things, not things you can do anywhere! (that and I couldn’t get my editor to pay for it…)

I meet a local Be One City member, Brian aka wingsonmyback, who’s job it is to bring me to two cool spots in Vegas. The Bellagio Fountains and hiking Red Rock Canyon are his favorites. I kind of scoff The Bellagio Fountains because well.. I’m a scoffer and not THAT touristy and because I cannot see a fountain show without thinking of Daniel Leary’s bit which I have conveniently placed here: